Want to find out
why your belt
sucks?

~ a study in Fashion Psychology ~

100%
FREE!!!
(no money)

PhD
RESEARCH
*science*

$20
GIFT
CARD

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Do you know why you are dressed
like a poorly styled hobo?

You can finally know why
you have shit fashion sense!!

What is this NEW!!

Hi and welcome to my homepage!!! I am doing a PhD in fashion psychology, which is the science of why people wear what they wear and how it makes them (and everyone looking at them) feel.

For my study I need real humans who wear clothes to fill in a survey about their wardrobe, their belt, and their feelings. In exchange, science will tell you exactly what has been going wrong.

(This page is a joke. The study is real.)

The Official Belt Verdict Machine™

Not sure if you need this study? Push the button. The machine is never wrong, because it is a computer.

> awaiting belt..._

Who I want

You qualify if

You are 18 or over
You wear clothes (mandatory)
You own at least 1 (one) belt
Someone has once called an outfit of yours "brave"
You are willing to be judged BY SCIENCE

What happens

30 min online survey about your clothes & feelings
Optional 20 min chat (camera off, I won't look)
$20 gift card, probably
A personalised fashion verdict*

*verdict may be devastating

Guestbook

belt_haver_99 — did the study, found out my belt was 4cm too wide for my whole life. thanks I hate it
posted 14/03

Karen (Duong's mum) — very proud of you sweetheart, the website looks lovely
posted 09/03

anonymous — is this a real website
posted 02/03

Guestbook is decorative. Nothing is saved or sent anywhere. Email me instead.

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